5’5” 120 pounds
Dyed purple, green, orange
Covered in Temp Tats
Club GoGo Cage Dancer (part-time)
WORDS SHE HEARS THE MOST
“Shut up, Kilani!”
Free The Nipple
Hanish Mrvcka (Czech transfer student)
Hundreds of one night stands
Rastafarian — “ganja is my religion”
Bob Marley is His prophet
Ryūko Matoi of Anime
Adventure Kill la Kill
She calls “Dick Whipper”
Sexual fantasizes about Chris Hemsworth/Thor
Ending up a normal person living a normal life.
Like fuck that shit!
Worst singing voice eve
Street smarts, courage, and a big mouth
Social Media star: thousands of followers
Contacts from every rung of NYC society
Humor —always has a wise-ass remark
EMBRACES BEING A LOSER
Kilani Graham is the personification of a jobless, club-hopping, drug-doing millennial who knows more useless pop culture factoids than book knowledge. And our emo-goth girl is quite happy with that. Kil treats life as a joke. She even makes fun of her tragedies. Thumpers think she’s a loose cannon. She is.
Kilani is not as much of a stoner-loser as everyone thinks. Because she is such a lazy, wise-ass goof-off, she does not have the respected of the other Thumpers. Yet it is Kilani who tells them the story of Lizbeth Salandar from “Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” which inspires them
to get into Revenge Therapy. Kilani
is actually the creative force behind
the Thumpers. Kilani was the first to
follow Máilí. Kilani named them the
Thumpers. Kilani pushed their first
revenge caper against her molester.
Kilani loves life, clubs, Hanish, and temporary tats. She changes her faux tattoos monthly, weekly or sometimes daily. When Máilí met her, she was in her goth mode. A spider web on her neck. a bat hanging from her eye, and a back that looked like a gothic graphic novel. Next it was a anime cartoon motif. Next time you see her, she might be covered in her fave rock band of the evening, or look like a poster for Greenpeace. Her tat philosophy is "Why be defined by a life-long tat you get when you're a wasted 17 year old?”
IN THE CHRONICLES
Her first lead is in “Frisco City” where she will finally become (somewhat of) a superhero.
Kilani is a frivolous person, a pain in the butt who offends everyone, but especially
Turq. Kilani doesn’t seem to give a shit about anything. She lives for the moment.
No past. No future. She lives in an ever flowing present. She is such a rebel that she
destroys her own chances to discover who she it, and what matters. Her thing?
Deflection. Turning everything into a joke.
The cause she loves is “Free The Nipple”. She embraces any cause Miley Cyrus supports. While she is a sometimes vegan and sometimes ecofreak, she doesn’t really commit to anything. She thinks Paulina should be committed for her fanatical commitment to the environment.
She loves ragging on Turq, trying to find out how far she can push her. Like teasing a tiger. Can she bring out Berzrk? Her bestie is Máilí, although neither knows why, given they are such opposites.
Her humor sometimes lies in her words, turning “ejection factor” into “erection factor” Asking a doctor shaving her for an operation if he went to a “barber college” exaggerating what is happening to the
point of being ludicrous.