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PERSONAL INFO

21-Years Old

 

BODY TYPE

Miley Cyrus

5’5” 120 pounds

 

HAIR

Naturally brown

Dyed purple, green, orange

 

LOOK

Emo-Goth Hipster

Covered in Temp Tats

 

RAISON D'ÊTRE

Designated Sidekick

Comic Relief

 

SCHOOL

NYU (dropout)

 

JOBS

Pot dealer

Club GoGo Cage Dancer (part-time)

 

BORN

Molokai, Hawaii

 

WORDS SHE HEARS THE MOST

“Shut up, Kilani!”

 

CAUSES

Women’s Rights

Free The Nipple

 

SEXUAL ORIENTATION

Mostly Straight

 

RELATIONSHIPS

Hanish Mrvcka (Czech transfer student)

Hundreds of one night stands

 

RELIGION/PHILOSOPHY

Rastafarian — “ganja is my religion”

Bob Marley is His prophet

 

BESTIE

Máilí

 

HOBBY

Clubbing

 

HERO

Ryūko Matoi of Anime

Adventure Kill la Kill

 

WEAPON

Extendable Baton

She calls “Dick Whipper”

 

DREAM LOVER

Sexual fantasizes about Chris Hemsworth/Thor

 

GREATEST FEAR

Ending up a normal person living a normal life.

Like fuck that shit!

 

TALENT

Worst singing voice eve

 

POWER SKILLS

Street smarts, courage, and a big mouth

Social Media star: thousands of followers

Contacts from every rung of NYC society

 

COPING MECHANISM

Humor —always has a wise-ass remark

EMBRACES BEING A LOSER

Kilani Graham is the personification of a jobless, club-hopping, drug-doing millennial who knows more useless pop culture factoids than book knowledge. And our emo-goth girl is quite happy with that. Kil treats life as a joke. She even makes fun of her tragedies.  Thumpers think she’s a loose cannon. She is.

 

Kilani is not as much of a stoner-loser as everyone thinks. Because she is such a lazy, wise-ass goof-off, she does not have the respected of the other Thumpers. Yet it is Kilani who tells them the story of Lizbeth Salandar from “Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” which inspires them

to get into Revenge Therapy. Kilani

is actually the creative force behind

the Thumpers. Kilani was the first to

follow Máilí. Kilani named them the

Thumpers. Kilani pushed their first

revenge caper against her molester.

KILANI

COMIC RELIEF

TAT VICTIM

Kilani loves life, clubs, Hanish, and temporary tats. She changes her faux tattoos monthly, weekly or sometimes daily. When Máilí met her, she was in her goth mode. A spider web on her neck. a bat hanging from her eye, and a back that looked like a gothic graphic novel. Next it was a anime cartoon motif. Next time you see her, she might be covered in her fave rock band of the evening, or look like a poster for Greenpeace. Her tat philosophy is "Why be defined by a life-long tat you get when you're a wasted 17 year old?”

IN THE CHRONICLES

Her first lead is in “Frisco City” where she will finally become (somewhat of) a  superhero.

OFFENSIVE

Kilani is a frivolous person, a pain in the butt who offends everyone, but especially

Turq. Kilani doesn’t seem to give a shit about anything. She lives for the moment.

No past. No future. She lives in an ever flowing present. She is such a rebel that she

destroys her own chances to discover who she it, and what matters. Her thing?

Deflection. Turning everything into a joke.

 

The cause she loves is “Free The Nipple”. She embraces any cause Miley Cyrus supports. While she is a sometimes vegan and sometimes ecofreak, she doesn’t really commit to anything. She thinks Paulina should be committed for her fanatical commitment to the environment.

HAIKU

She loves ragging on Turq, trying to find out how far she can push her.  Like teasing a tiger. Can she bring out Berzrk? Her bestie is Máilí, although neither knows why, given they are such opposites.

 

Her humor sometimes lies in her words, turning “ejection factor” into “erection factor” Asking a doctor shaving her for an operation if he went to a “barber college” exaggerating what is happening to the

point of being ludicrous.