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MEASUREMENTS

Height: Not tall enough

Weight: Average for a woman 9 inches taller

Bust: OMG

Waist: Nice belly button

Booty: A Sir MixALot Dream

 

SEXUAL ORIENTATION

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

 

ROMANCE

Ariel

 

ETHNICITY

Polish-American

 

RELIGION

Fallen Away Catholic. Far away.

 

RESIDENTIAL SITUATION

Painfuld & Humiliating

Lives with Parents

Abusive Father Rules!

 

UNIVERSITY

Junior at New York University (NYU)

Concentration: Film and

Environmental Studies

Working on a documentary on environmental dangers of Floating Cities

 

CAUSES SHE CARES ABOUT

Environment

LGBT

Getting the hell out of her family apartment

 

HOBBIES

Her granduncle David Ben-Gurion,

first prime minister of Israel

Abba Eban

Henry Kissinger

Condi Rice

 

HOBBIES

Drinking in bars

Drinking at home

Drinking on the subway

Drinking on the street

Drinking in class

Thinking about the next drink

 

FAVE SONGS

Lady GaGa “I Was Born This Way”

Pink “Raise Your Glass”

Katy Perry “I Kissed A Girl”

Twisted Sister “We’re Not Gonna Take It”

 

SELF DEFENSE

Tears

Taser

Flying Booty block into a series of bounce-on-ems

 

GREATEST FEAR

That it is already too late to save the world

or hold out for rescue?

PAULY

ECO-FURY

THE ENVIRONMENTALIST

Commander-in-Chief of the Worldwide EcoWar 

 

Paulina “Pauly” Cvitkovitch’s fanaticism about saving the environment will inspire the Thumpers to go all in on pursuing her EcoWar. Pauly’s ecological vision will become the Thumpers raison d’etre. Defeating the Violators will become their Holy Grail.

 

Nothing but the environment matters. She uses it to escape her home life. Her education and film documentary skills are only her tools. They mean nothing to her in and of themselves.

 

“They call me EcoFreak and EcoBitch. I prefer EcoFury. Because I’m furious. Eco-fucking-furious about what those greedy fuckholes are doing to the environment. What we’re allowing to happen. Yes, we. I’m as guilty as anyone, because I know better. If you don’t, you should.

 

“Our government has declared a war on the environment.  You know it. You know what’s happening  at the EPA, what’s happening with opening offshore drilling, what’s happing in our national parks. If another nation did that to our protections, poisoned  our water, air and land, it would be a declaration of War. But like any of the many wars  we’ve been in during the last six decades, it is an undeclared Wars. Nobody has the balls to say it like it is. I say declare it. Scream it. Write it. Tweet it. W-A-R!s off  her alcoholism helped by the revenges. She seduces Ariel and they find love and move in together — even though it is a doomed relationship.

 

In “Thetis Threat” her research for her documentary on the dangers of floating cities and her capture by the violators is the inciting incident that begins the battle.

“Our cowardice makes me sick. My cowardice. It makes me want to smash someone. To blow up something. To destroy those people and their ideals, yeah right they call them ideals. They say they’re deregulating so the county can grow and there’ll be more jobs,  Bullshit. Hey, assholes, they aren’t regulations. They are protections. You are destroying our protections. I say destroy them before

they destroy the planet, if they haven’t already put us

into a irrevocable downward spiral to the environmental

death. I say make it personal.

 

“I’m declaring WAR! War on the Violators. War on the

politicians. But especially on the greedy corporations

whose millionaire officers and board members know

better, fucking-a they do, but the greedy fucks continue

forward with long term destruction for short term

monetary gains. For the money, when they have enough

money to own so much, it is only a way to keep score.

“We must destroy them. Yes, destroy. No half measures. No wimping out. We must identify the companies that are taking advantage of the new laws and unregulations to gut the environment. We must stop them.  No matter what. it’s been said “all fair in love and war.” This is both. Our love of the planet means we must go to war using every weapon we can find, steal, or invent.

 

“We must stop  the Violators. At any cost to ourselves. Because this is War. This is Eco War  with the life of the planet at stake. Don’t hang back like I did. Don’t whine and complain. Don’t drink yourself into a forgetful stupor. Get furious. Furious enough to fight for the planet. Furious enough to do what it takes. Whatever it takes.”

In “Thetis Threat” her research for her documentary on the dangers of floating cities and her capture by the violators is the inciting incident that begins the battle.

 

In “Rippling Ocean Of Dust” she and Ariel are separated by a five hundred mile dust storm. She finds her place in the world becoming a rabble-rouser and speaker at the chautauquas and grange meetings. Her speeches and radio show make her famous. She is able to bring millions into her cause. She reunites with Ariel when she hears Ariel’s songs.

In The Chronicles

She is always the leader of their EcoWar on the Violators.  In “Revenge Therapy” she fights off  her alcoholism helped by the revenges. She seduces Ariel and they find love and move in together — even though it is a doomed relationship.